Tuesday, September 1, 2009
I dee-mand to know just what the hell is goin on here.
I was just trying to get a recipe for meatloaf, and all of a sudden I'm on this stupid site and some bonehead's talking to me. I find this highly objectionable.
Doesn't anybody actually do anything useful in their spare time? When I was this guy's age, I already owned my own company. It was in a brown building, and it made end tables.
Now, ya might be wonderin what an end table is. I'll tellya if you'd listen. Where'd a man put his Coke if it weren't for end tables?
Oh. Hold on a second.
What? The floor? Hell!
That was my no-good son. He said he puts his Coke on the floor, if you can believe it.
I hate kids.
Where was I?
Oh. Right. This stupid website. I suppose I'm done giving it what for. If anybody is reading this, and I sincerely doubt it, I would go find something better to do with your time. Go build yourself an end table. It'll keep the badgers outta yer Coke.
Trust me. I been there.
Scrawled by Paul FooDaddy Brand at 12:34 AM