Comments on Ambient Moronics: Heeeeerrrrre's Jack!

Everyone who's not autistic has an inner Eddie...

2009-07-31T21:53:43.330-04:00

Everyone who's not autistic has an inner Eddie Torr. Don't matter none if yer a writer or no, ya got one anyways. If you've ever been glad you thought before you spoke, you can thank your inner Ed. I'd've thought you wimminz would have a much more rampagey one, actually. A little voice repeating "You ain't no good. You don't even deserve carpeting, much less that new pair o' shoes." Writers, when they first start out, have to gag and sedate their inner Eds just to get any writing done. Then, later, they have to whip 'em to keep themselves from droning on and on and on. Constant battle between Eddie and the Ego, y'see. But it all works out in the end, and you go have pineapple fried rice with cashews, raisins and skittles.

Well I guess Clutch will work. Wait...... he's...

2009-07-30T17:22:17.387-04:00

Well I guess Clutch will work. Wait...... he's bitey. That just isn't going to work.

You may borrow Clutch if you'd like. Just smea...

2009-07-30T17:18:17.314-04:00

You may borrow Clutch if you'd like. Just smear your ankles with beef, and bingo!

There's a little shop on the corner of Divisio...

2009-07-30T17:17:11.925-04:00

There's a little shop on the corner of Division and Winthrop. But I don't recommend going down there at night. And that's the only time they're open.

"Wifey" I agree with you I don't ha...

2009-07-30T17:15:41.406-04:00

"Wifey" I agree with you I don't have one either. I think it would be fun to have a little creature following me around. I wil have to go find one. Anyone know where I can find one?

I wonder what my inner editor is like? Oh, wait, I...

2009-07-30T16:58:38.381-04:00

I wonder what my inner editor is like? Oh, wait, I am not a writer. How disappointing. I want some weird little creature following me about and trying to take the ice out of my coke.

Glutens are tiny little muskrats that live inside ...

2009-07-30T15:14:38.453-04:00

Glutens are tiny little muskrats that live inside wheat shoots. Nasty little buggers.

And I'm tellin' ya, those inner editors are nothing but trouble. Just wait until the revolution comes...

I'm not sure how Mr. Regan feels about gluten,...

2009-07-30T15:12:30.400-04:00

I'm not sure how Mr. Regan feels about gluten, but I'll eat anything once.

Let's ask him! Regan! Reeeeeegan! What're your thoughts on gluten? What IS gluten?

This was cool! But my only baked goods are gluten ...

2009-07-30T15:08:51.993-04:00

This was cool! But my only baked goods are gluten free, and my inner editor craves wheat.

My inner editor thinks of me as a barely sentient ...

2009-07-29T14:49:47.476-04:00

My inner editor thinks of me as a barely sentient amalgamation of loose ends and misfires.

I'm a good speller, though, so I have that on him.

like this

2009-07-29T13:15:58.108-04:00

like this

I'll bet your inner editor isn't quite as ...

2009-07-29T11:04:20.863-04:00

I'll bet your inner editor isn't quite as uncouth as mine, though. How'd I get stuck with this guy, anyway? I wonder if I could trade him in for a more cordial model?

Very cute story. We do all have an inner editor. M...

2009-07-29T10:00:53.089-04:00

Very cute story. We do all have an inner editor. Mine likes cheese and triscuits. I haven't named her yet, she probably won't like it anyway. She's very tough on me :) Good luck on the rest of your tour.

Okay, so it wasn't Times New Roman. Blogger ma...

2009-07-29T00:28:34.680-04:00

Okay, so it wasn't Times New Roman. Blogger makes a royal pain of itself anytime one tries to paste text in the post window instead of typing it.

So you'll have to settle for "Georgia," whatever the hell that is. Consider it a nice button-up shirt and perhaps a bowtie in a tasteful hue.